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 Post subject: Sneak Attack
 Post Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:45 pm 
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Sneak Attack.

Jordan and Caboose are training in the words near Morningwood Glen.

They never notice the subtle changes around them.
They never notice the swarm of weird creatures show up.
They didn't even notice the coyote climb up on a rock near them.
They will notice the large thing about to land, cause its gonna crash into them.

“You're brother's a master assassin an yet you still couldn't see that attack coming.”
The large shadow runs.
“I would move or that's gonna hurt.”
That's when something goes off throwing Jordan into a treant and Caboose gets encased up to his waist in ice.

Jordan: What? That's cheating!
This is when the treant grabs and picks up Jordan.
“You do realize Amtgard is centuries behind the Dreaming.”
Jordan gets tossed to another treant.
“Hell, Amtgard is centuries behind Asgard.”
Jordan gets tossed to another treant.
“In fact between Asgard, Amtgard and Midgard, Amtgard is the barbarian backwaters realm.”
The treant drops Jordan.

Meanwhile Caboose is trying to chisel his way out. Much to the amusement of Tow'land Forest Royal Guard.

Captain Brightburn: One bloody grenade! He took you down with one grenade? And you're suppose to be the smart one.
Caboose: Shut up and get me out of this.
Guards: Not our job, cub.
This is when Goldbrick Terrafirma wanders up.
Goldbrick: I'll get him out.
And with one swing of his sword, Goldbrick breaks the ice. The guards fall over laughing.
Caboose: How did you do that?
Goldbrick: Oh yeah the pixies said “Good night.”
The last thing Caboose heard after the five arrows hit him and before he passed out was Goldbrick saying “Did I do good?”

Jordan falls into a bed of leaves. The shadow stands a few feet away.
“Get up boy, or your gonna get hurt.”
Jordan jump up with a sword.
“You lost a blade.”
Sure enough Jordan did loose a sword
“And that sword is too short.”
Jordan lunges at the shadow only to get pushed back.
“And now you have no sword.”
Jordan looks and not only does the sword break it splits in two.
“I taught you better than that. Mind the pole, Pole.”
Next thing Jordan finds himself flipping into the air six times before landing face first into the ground.
“I know that wasn't really necessary.”
Gryphon: It was fun though.
“Oh well. Arrows”
Twelve small arrows knock Jordan out.
Gryphon: And you yell at me for over-kill.
“That wasn't overkill. That boy could drink you under the table.”

In another place in the forest Draik is meditating.
“I'm not gonna bother him.” The shadow says.
That didn't stop Joker from running out to attack him. Draik wasn't expecting an attack but was prepared for it anyway. The fight started with Draik rolling out of the way of Joker's first attack.
From Joker point of view he's winning. From the shadow's point of view Draik's winning.
“This is gonna go on all night. Loose!”
Four arrows fly and easily deflected by the two monks.
“What? I said LOOSE!”
Three volleys later. Joker panting and out of breath and Draik is staggering. Seven arrows got through and hit Draik. Eight hit Joker.
“Sorry, bro. My fault.”

Evrek heard the sound of battle and is running through the woods to see why. He does notice something following him. Evrek spins around and shoots an arrow. The arrow gets defected by something. Then Evrek is face to face with Rain Dante Weatherstorm.
Weatherstorm: so we meet again Evrek Sarol Jabbuck.
Evrek blinks. Weatherstorm teleport saying “You blinked.” Evrek never saw the arrow slam into his chest.

One hundred yards away.
“Shin. That was a good shot.”
Shin: Thanks Change. Now what?
“We need to save Kodi from Oni-a.”
Shin: Do we have to?
“Well...”
This is when a sprite show up. “My Vizier you have got to see this.”

Well Changeling teleports himself and Shin to where the sprite wanted him to see.
Oni-a's on the ground laughing as is a few other forest dwellers. Two Treants are trying to figure out how to get Kodi's leg out of the mouth of a third.
Kodi: Hey Change.
“Will someone tell me how that happened”
Oni-a: Well you said beat him so I started too. After I broke two of his weapon he ran away. So I decided to chase him down and break his legs. Then he started to bounce off trees. Right when I get to him he runs up that tree.
Treants: Treant!
Oni-a: And here we are.
Changeling shakes his head.
“You can eat the werewolf.”

And this is when Changeling find out something he didn't know.
Treant's can puke..
Oni-a: Now that was funny.
Kodi: Ahhhh!
Treant: I'm gonna have that taste in my mouth, forever.
“That could be fixed. Shin. Water please?”
Shin: Not a problem.

A torrent of water later
Treant: I can still taste it.
Kodi: Cold. So cold.
“And Kodi's still awake.”
Oni-a picks up a mace
Oni-a: I can fix that.
“Will somebody knock them both out.”
Eleven arrow knock out Kodi. They only piss Oni-a off.
Oni-a: Was that it!
Two volleys and a spell later.
Pixie: That guy is scary.
“His big brother's worse.”
Shin: That was enough arrows to kill a normal man. I happy Oni-a's not normal.
“He'll wake up with one hell of a hangover.”
Shin: What about the horde?
“We'll drop them off at Kenta's”

A hour later.
Kenta: What happened
“Got bored.”
Kenta: Again?
Shin: He's done worse.
Kenta: I know.
“They took out two of the RKA?”
Shin: Technically the fairies took them out.
“True.”
Rayne: Hey why didn't I get a chance to fight?
“No. Rayne.”
Rayne: But I want to fight.
Alana: Me too.
Summer: Yeah.
“OK. HATCH!”
Hatch the black dragon shows up.
Hatch: What?
“Eat the little ones.”
Hatch: The redheaded one too.
“Her too.”
Kenta: No you cant the redheaded girl... not without some type of seasoning...


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 Post subject: Re: Sneak Attack
 Post Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:08 pm 
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Sneak Attack 2: Rematch.

Jordan was in a word, pissed. He knew Change cheated but no way to prove it. So armed with a new sword him and the horde head for Tow'land via Morningwood Glen.

On there way there they pass an encampment smelling of great food.
Caboose: Lets stop.
Evrek: It's a trap.
From inside a tent is heard, “You're paranoid for an assassin. That must go with the job.” Changeling's werecoyote friend steps out. “Thou that old man isn't that paranoid. Hello Kenta's cubs oh and hello to Seal's cub too. Take a meal with this old coyote.”
Jordan: No time. We have an attack to do.
LaughsAtFolly: Really? Where.
Jordan: Tow'land Forest.
Folly laughs and then says “On today of all days. Really not happening.”
Jordan: Why not?
LaughsAtFolly: You know Change most of your life and still haven't noticed. I don't want this to be your last meal, kids. So eat up and go home.
Caboose: So what's going on?
LaughsAtFolly: In the term of those called Celt I think its calls Samuin.
The Horde looks at each other. “Halloween?'
LaughsAtFolly: That's it.
Jordan: So..
LaughsAtFolly: Oh boy. Well only way you're learn is if you see for yourself. Head for the Shining Inn. DO NOT GO NEAR THE MARKET!

“The thundering waves are calling me home, home to you”

The trip to Tow'land was easier than normal. The horde arrives at the Shining Inn. A loud cheer is heard and some large green thing is thrown out the door.
“Thank you! Come again!”
The horde enters and Jordan speaks up. “I'm looking for Changeling.”
The next reply was predictable. An explosion of laughter.
“I'm a changeling!”
“So am I!”
“You look for something?”
“Hey elves curb your pets. We don't need them humping everything.”
More laughter
Jordan fumes “We're look for a particular changeling.”
“You better know his name, furball.”
Before Jordan can answer Evrek says “Weatherstorm?”
The only thing to top the laughter before is the DEAD silence now.

“The pounding sea is calling me home, home to you”

Magic not of this realm. For go and be weaken.
Any cast and any tried, A glowing gift for the ginger -azure eyes.
More attempts and poison be, to the fool who cast thee.
For All Hallows Eve to All Souls Day, this shall be the way.

Evrek and Draik heard the strange whispers and then another “Outside now.”
Evrek leads the others outside to the shadow of a tree. Once there they find themselves in a dark room lit by green candles.
Weatherstorm: You called me Evrek? Explain yourself?
Evrek: We are trying to get to Changeling's Tower.
Weatherstorm: That's it? What do you have for trade?
Jordan: I can burn this forest down.
Weatherstorm: With what magic?
Jordan charges a fireball to only have it fizzle.
Jordan: What?
Weatherstorm: See.
Draik: Don't do it again Jordan.
Evrek: Or you'll be poisoned.
Weatherstorm: Listen to the elves, werewolf cub. Go home.
Jordan: Changeling's cheating again.
Weatherstorm: You're in the realm of the Fae and expect us to fight like you? You didn't learn anything from him, did you. Now. Leave this place and go away, or the wolves the changelings slay. The others will not fare as well as their souls would be confined to hell.

The horde finds themselves back at Folly's camp.
LaughsAtFolly: That was fast and. (Grabs nose) What? Oh crap. What did you guys do?
Jordan: Nothing?
Evrek: There was some whispering.
LaughsAtFolly: So all of you save Caboose is cursed. Smart move.
Caboose: Huh, I'm not curse? Why?
LaughsAtFolly: You're a druid. Though don't try your magic though. You may be protected but your magic isn't. Remember when your dad was hit by his own lightning bolt.
Caboose: Oh.
Draik: What's All Souls Day?
LaughsAtFolly: What?
Draik: The spell cast on us ends on All Souls Day.
LaughsAtFolly: Look it up. Changeling doesn't tell me everything either. Now eat something then go home.

I can see lights in the distance
Trembling in the dark cloak of night
Candles and lanterns are dancing, dancing
A waltz on All Souls Night.


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